Author:
Jonathan Wilbur
Oct
19
As a New York Giants fan, I can certainly appreciate this article I came across. Everyone knows of the long standing rivalry between the Giants and Cowboys as divisional foes. A rivalry that dates back longer than some of us have been born.
As it turns out, the Dallas Cowboys have recently participated in a auction for the domain name Cowboys.com. They thought they had placed a winning bid of $275.00for the domain. However, when the legal team received the purchase agreement, they amount on the agreement was $275,000. It turns out, it was an oversight by the legal team thinking they could purchase the domain for less than the price of a roundtrip ticket to Dallas.
The rest of the article can be found here. A very amusing story for any football internet geek.
Author:
Jonathan Wilbur
Jun
22
This is great. It hits the nail on the head. Technology has come so far in the last 30 years that we are now going back to big and bulky, non-portable, computers. Sure, its neat…but do we need a $10,000 coffee table? Could you imagine the accessories that would be available. Now introducing, the Microsoft Banzai Centerpiece.
Video: Parody of Microsoft Surface
Filed under:
Humor, Usability
Author:
Jonathan Wilbur
Jun
21
Mark Brownlow wrote this a few weeks back. You have to be a web geek to truly understand this. Just so happens, I am. Also coupled with the fact that I studied ancient Rome way back when. Enjoy…I did!
- The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is…”OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!”
- Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his “invite a friend” emails.
- The soothsayer’s “Ides of March” email fails to get Caesar’s proper attention as it’s inadvertently filtered into his junk folder.
- But at least Caesar’s “Et tu Brute?” comment is available as a free ringtone download.
- The domain gladiator.rome sells for the record sum of 1,000,000 denarii.
- The owner of hadriansucks.rome is compelled to hand over both the domain name and selected body parts by an independent domain tribunal chaired by…Emperor Hadrian.
- “Naked Cleopatra” is the top search term on Google.
- Unfortunately, the Queen of Egypt dies an early death after misunderstanding IT’s call to embrace an ASP solution.
- Hannibal blogs his way across the Alps with posts like, “Whoops, lost another elephant today.”
- But he runs out of money when his PPC budget is plundered by an iberian click scam organized by Publius Cornelius Scipio.
- Tiber.com opens, initially selling scrolls and tablets before expanding to include togas, pottery, and do-it-yourself mosaic kits.
- Websites like handsome-literate-male-british-slave.com pollute the search listings thanks to generous commissions at the slaves.co.rome affiliate program.
- Roman programmers moan about projects outsourced to cheap coders in Mesopotamia.
- The Colosseum is renamed the eBay Colosseum, with free wireless hotspots outside the lark’s tongue restaurant.
- The volume of spam collapses when the penalty for not providing a working opt-out mechanism becomes equal billing with the lions at the eBay Colosseum.
- But we still get emails featuring Brunhilda, the lonely Visigoth, and hot deals on cheap peacock livers from Gaul.
- Nobody invents a spam filter good enough for the House of the Vestals.
- Classical geeks wear t-shirts proclaiming, “there’s no place like CXXVII.0.0.I” (bonus points if you get that one)
- Finally, Rome burns to the ground while Emperor Nero battles online with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of Warcraft.
Author:
Jonathan Wilbur
Jun
21
Gotta love Mircosoft. The box really is on Saturn with this one. The boomerang feature is a nice addition.
Video: Microsoft’s oPhone
Filed under:
Humor, Usability